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Janet Jackson had the power to crash laptop computers (2022)

199 points by montalbano - 74 comments
knuckleheads [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Very funny, reminds me of how Jennifer Lopez created Google Image Search when she wore a very deep cut green dress in 2000. So many people searched for "Jennifer Lopez Green Dress" that the search team realized they needed to include images in the search results. https://www.project-syndicate.org/magazine/google-european-c... https://www.thecut.com/2019/09/jennifer-lopez-walks-in-versa...
tzury [3 hidden]5 mins ago
https://everything2.com/title/7+hertz+-+the+resonant+frequen...

Example (for both functions):

    /* Emits a 7-Hz tone for 10 seconds.

      True story: 7 Hz is the resonant
      frequency of a chicken's skull cavity.
      This was determined empirically in
      Australia, where a new factory
      generating 7-Hz tones was located too
      close to a chicken ranch: When the
      factory started up, all the chickens
      died.

      Your PC may not be able to emit a 7-Hz tone. */

 #include 

   int main(void)
   {
     sound(7);
     delay(10000);
     nosound();
     return 0;
   }

from the comments over there (2002)
sandermvanvliet [3 hidden]5 mins ago
maxbond [3 hidden]5 mins ago
I don't see how even an entire chicken is going to meaningfully respond to a wavelength of almost 50 meters. Their coop could though.
jasonwatkinspdx [3 hidden]5 mins ago
You're not generating a 7 hz tone on any sort of conventional audio gear, and definitely not a pc speaker.
OisinMoran [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Reminds me of Gödel, Escher, Bach in which there is a phonograph dubbed "Record Player X", which destroys itself by playing a record titled I Cannot Be Played on Record Player X.
yegle [3 hidden]5 mins ago
https://youtu.be/tDacjrSCeq4 reminds me of this gem.
neomantra [3 hidden]5 mins ago
So classic. For those weary of random links, it’s Cantrill and Gregg screaming at Thumpers and affecting IOPS.

That was such a great machine. We rearchitected our systems around it.

efortis [3 hidden]5 mins ago
I was reminded of this MythBusters episode: Tesla's Earthquake Machine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHsHiKtjoag

elteto [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Just a small nitpick: the Tacoma Narrows bridge didn’t collapse because of resonance but because of flutter. It’s a common misconception.

For resonance the external driving force must match the resonance frequency of the system, but wind is rarely/never purely sinusoidal.

kelnos [3 hidden]5 mins ago
The article covers this:

> Follow-up 2: Yes, I know that the Tacoma Narrows Bridge collapse was not the result of resonance, but I felt I had to drop the reference to forestall the “You forgot to mention the Tacoma Narrows Bridge!” comments.

echelon [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Is flutter a derivative like jerk?
MarkSweep [3 hidden]5 mins ago
The derivatives following jerk are snap, crackle, and pop:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth,_fifth,_and_sixth_deriv...

forrestthewoods [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Ask me how I know you didn’t read the whole article!
rurban [3 hidden]5 mins ago
For a F1 drive axle the critical resonance frequency is around 2400 rpm. That's why you need to turn it up fast at start over the safe 4000 rpm, and never go down.

Without the ECU you can easily break it by starting too slow

GaryBluto [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Why didn't they mute the volume to see if it was the video or audio stream causing problems?
wanderingstan [3 hidden]5 mins ago
This is someone retelling a story they were told by a co-worker of an event over 20 years prior. It’s not surprising that he doesn’t go into the details of exactly what was tried, beyond the key parts of the story.
k3vinw [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Not an expert here, so I’m genuinely curious how could a video stream (edit: with muted audio stream) possibly cause another laptop in close proximity to crash?
firesteelrain [3 hidden]5 mins ago
What is claimed in TFA is that the hard drive resonate frequency reacts to the Janet Jackson video in bad ways because that music video puts out music that interferes with what the hard drive expects.

TFA was lacking details so this is merely a retelling.

vlovich123 [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Obviously not the video but the accompanying audio track. Could also just be a made up apocryphal engineering story that never actually happened exactly as described. Engineering as a profession is chock full of them but they do tend to be memorable parables of things to keep in mind when working on a relevant piece of tech.

What is definitely well documented is Brendan Gregg’s related discovery of performance degradation in servers from vibration of sibling servers / clapping nearby that caused spinning disks to pause their heads.

raisedbyninjas [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Also not an expert, it would have to be EMI or maybe the bright light was causing LEDs on the nearby laptop to generate voltage. LEDs can poorly work in reverse.
trehalose [3 hidden]5 mins ago
I doubt it could, but when you run into a problem that defies your understanding of reality, you might try out responses that also defy your understanding of reality, in the hopes you might gain the missing insight somewhere along the way, yeah?
geor9e [3 hidden]5 mins ago
If this is just a fiction novel world‑building question: The video pixels create a bitstream to bitbang the gpu bus into emitting a 2.4‑gigahertz EMF signal to exploit a flaw in the Wi‑Fi driver.
cm2187 [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Similary story from Apple: https://youtu.be/C5d151lqJsA?t=108
mstep [3 hidden]5 mins ago
according to this video [0] the frequency was 84.2. that-s not unplausible.

a known problem in cutting vinyl records are sudden bursts of high volume frequencies around 100 hz, that have the potential to make the needle skip with a normal amount of weight on the tone-arm.

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[0] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-y3RGeaxksY

lelandfe [3 hidden]5 mins ago
I remember reading that the bassline in LFO’s self titled broke the cutting needle when they were pressing it. Wonder if that had a similar explanation.
brk [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Weird. Digital recording and mastering was definitely a thing at that time. You’d think they would have been crashing the HDDs of PCs in the recording studios.
wtallis [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Not weird at all. This problem manifested only with some model of 5400RPM laptop hard drive (2.5"), but a recording studio would likely have been using 7200RPM 3.5" desktop drives. Different resonant frequencies, more sturdy mounting, more distance between the speakers and the hard drives.
n8m8 [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Apparently pro tools came out in 1989, makes me think this may or may not be true. This article has some info about the mixture of analog and digital tools use to record:

> The main event was a brand-new mixing console called the Harrison Series 10, which was the first analog console to feature a digital control surface, with full automation of all parameters. Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis were the first studio to have it, according to Jam. This meant that they could cut down the time it took to switch songs to about 10 minutes because complex mixes now required little-to-no cross-patching.

https://reverb.com/news/the-making-of-janet-jacksons-rhythm-...

sedatk [3 hidden]5 mins ago
They probably didn't use laptops in which the disk and the speaker are next to each other.
thimkerbell [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Extra points for people who avoid gratuitous clickbait
Kuraj [3 hidden]5 mins ago
It wasn't exactly disappointing. I loved to read The Old New Thing back in the day, Raymond's blog was full of stuff like this.
dang [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Related. Others?

Janet Jackson had the power to crash laptop computers (2022) - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41534483 - Sept 2024 (79 comments)

Janet Jackson had the power to crash laptop computers - https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=32483211 - Aug 2022 (12 comments)

bjackman [3 hidden]5 mins ago
I've had a similar case before but for a much more boring reason: a certain YouTube video somehow triggered a spike in power draw and caused my Google Pixel to reset.

Google's response after looking at the crash dumps: "WAI, your battery is degraded" (IIRC my phone was less than 3 years old).

TeMPOraL [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Could be; after ~3 years, my Samsung Galaxy S7 would reset if I tried to make a call with battery below ~20%. I immediately knew it was the battery, because I still remember noticing it as a kid on Nokia 3410 - calling would sometimes drop the battery indicator by one bar, which would come back moments after call ended. That's how I learned about internal resistance and how battery capacity is measured :).

As for fixes in software, it's either treating it as WAI, or secretly throttling down the phone, like Apple did, for which they got accused of planned obsolescence. Neither choice is good (though actually informing the users would go a long way).

ww520 [3 hidden]5 mins ago
That’s a heck of debugging.
jamesgill [3 hidden]5 mins ago
That's Miss Jackson if you're Windows.
monocularvision [3 hidden]5 mins ago
I am not a huge fan of joke-y replies like this, but bravo. Perfect.
etchalon [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Computers are so weird.
01HNNWZ0MV43FF [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Analog devices pretending to be digital
teiferer [3 hidden]5 mins ago
I'd love to know whether that story is actually true.

Some dude hears somebody tell a story about sth 20 years ago, puts it in a blog, and here we are on HN, nobody questioning whether it's actually accurate. Of course Raymond Chen isn't just any random person, but the more important it would be to actually check? I mean, who hasn't heard people tell stories from decades ago, including colleagues reminiscing about the good old times "before y'all were born" only to realize later that it was vastly exaggerated or even outright made up.

Anybody around here with some actual first-hand info or at least another source besides this blog entry? I'd love to hear!

bryanrasmussen [3 hidden]5 mins ago
It's like Mark Twain and the rules for reselling a slave in Missouri https://medium.com/p/fe48ea07ad20 "the free black man in Missouri could only remain in the state for 6 months before being taken and put on auction as a slave." only it turned out to be false, and evidently made up by Twain for reasons of fiction.
jacquesm [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. That's my motto. Now let me tell you about the time that we dug up this dinosaur egg and hatched it.
bitwize [3 hidden]5 mins ago
I believe it because it's a plausible variant of what I call the "Fus Ro Data Loss" vulnerability: shouting at hard drives causes them to resonate in a way that affects their ability to access data.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tDacjrSCeq4

nntwozz [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Another reason to step away from spinning rust.

Thank dog for SSDs

vee-kay [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Technically, that magnetic spinning HDD can work even after decades if maintained safely (no dust, no extreme heat) and without stress, even if it is not switched on for years.

In fact, if a magnetic HDD crashes, you may still recover some or all of the data by doing something hardcore, such as letting it sit for some hours in the freezer of your refrigerator, or immersing it in a bowl of rice overnight.

However, SSDs (and other flash storage devices) need to be switched on once in few months, otherwise there's a chance that some data stored in them may be permanently lost, as some cells may loose their power.

"As a reminder, an SSD's endurance rating is calculated based on how long it can store data if left unplugged after a certain amount of data has been written": https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/storage/unpowered...

wtallis [3 hidden]5 mins ago
I feel like maybe you didn't understand the meaning of that last bit you quoted from Tom's Hardware. To be clear: the standard for consumer SSDs is 1 year of unpowered data retention after the drive's full write endurance rating has been exhausted.

The experiment Tom's is reporting on found twelve instances of data corruption on a low-end drive that had been subjected to over two thousand full drive writes, four times its rated write endurance, then left on a shelf for two years. This is a demonstration of a bottom of the barrel SSD wildly exceeding expectations.

It's really important in conversations like this to accurately convey not just the existence of the failure mode, but also the realistic chances of running into this problem, and the extent of the problem when it does manifest. If a deliberate torture test can only produce a few kilobytes of data corruption after twice the duration and four times the abuse the drive is supposed to be able to handle, this problem should be described as extremely minor.

daymanstep [3 hidden]5 mins ago
HDDs also lose magnetic charge over time, about 1% per year. So you need to periodically spin up and rewrite the data every few years.

CD drives however, can store data indefinitely without needing refreshing.

jwitthuhn [3 hidden]5 mins ago
The important distinction here is that CD-ROMs can store data indefinitely, but CD-Rs and CD-RWs can not.
kevin_thibedeau [3 hidden]5 mins ago
BD-R and M-Disc CD and DVDs have archival storage life.
binarymax [3 hidden]5 mins ago
But the materials on the CD eventually break down, sometimes as soon as within 5 years. So you can look into MDisc, which purports 100 years…but only in theory since the tests are just approximations of what would actually happen.
iwontberude [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Totally could be a defect in the lamination we don’t find out for years yet
aidenn0 [3 hidden]5 mins ago
CD-R media is of limited shelf life as well though
iwontberude [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Having had drives which sat for many years and spun right back up without corruption makes me think 1% is too generous maybe 0.05% per year at most
wtallis [3 hidden]5 mins ago
The claim you're responding to is that hard drives lose "magnetic charge" at a rate of 1% per year, not that bits get corrupted at a rate of 1% per year. The error correction in hard drives is far simpler and weaker than what's used in SSDs, but it does exist. So we should expect that there's a significant margin for data degradation before any observable data corruption begins. (This is true for SSDs, too; the first symptom of data degradation is reduced read performance as slower, more complex error correction methods kick in, then much later the host starts to actually get read errors or bad data.)
theandrewbailey [3 hidden]5 mins ago
The magnetic strength of particles on the disk can decay at 1% per year, but the drive won't have issues reading them until they fall below a threshold where they can no longer be read. It could take decades.
functionmouse [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Spinning rust may be defeated by Janet Jackson, but your chip storage is defeated by just sitting undisturbed in a drawer or a closet for too long...
mc32 [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Platters are not made of iron (or even steel) and neither is the surface, so I’m not sure why rust comes into the picture.
onraglanroad [3 hidden]5 mins ago
The platters used to be coated with iron oxide as the magnetic coating.

Modern ones use more exotic materials.

mc32 [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Yes but that was like 40 years ago. I think by now the phraseology should reflect reality after about forty years.
theandrewbailey [3 hidden]5 mins ago
We still talk about "bugs" (99+% of computer defects in the past 70+ years have not been caused by insects) and "AJAX" (long after most of these requests use JSON instead of XML).
arcanemachiner [3 hidden]5 mins ago
Ironically, I only started hearing the term being used in the past decade, as a colloquial alternative to solid-state storage.
jacquesm [3 hidden]5 mins ago
How many horsepower does your car have?
seanhandley [3 hidden]5 mins ago
“Phraseology” is subtly different.

You mean “vocabulary”, “terminology”, possibly “nomenclature”.

joeel84 [3 hidden]5 mins ago
I love this story! Ha
ninalanyon [3 hidden]5 mins ago
> certain models

Why the weasel words? Does Raymond Chen not know which models? Or is it actually apocryphal.

Ysx [3 hidden]5 mins ago
> Yes, I know which “major computer manufacturer” it is, and no, I’m not telling. This is consistent with longstanding blog policy that companies are not identified in stories, because the point of the story to teach something, not to call out companies for derision.

From the follow-up post: https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20220920-00/?p=10...

wtallis [3 hidden]5 mins ago
That's kind of a pathetic excuse, because it means that the "something" the story teaches is highly limited and there's nothing concrete for the reader to use as the basis for a deeper investigation.
CamouflagedKiwi [3 hidden]5 mins ago
He might not since it comes via a friend. Or he's forgotten since.

Also seems not unreasonable for an employee like him not to specifically name and shame hardware partners. Maybe it'd all be fine, but I wouldn't blame him at all for not wanting to risk it.

adzm [3 hidden]5 mins ago
In general, he never names companies in his posts if there is anything potentially negative in there.
Mindwipe [3 hidden]5 mins ago
He genuinely might not know. I worked on a similar incident when our video encoder caused about 30% of a pretty mainstream mobile handset to hard lock when recieving a stream, requiring the battery to be removed to reboot the device.

Neither us nor the OEM ever figured out why. They suspected that it was a weird combination of different bin combinations from different parts, but ultimately we had to change the method of delivering video to stop it happening.

jacquesm [3 hidden]5 mins ago
The Dutch broadcasting service hired me to figure out why their homepage was crashing browsers. I turned out to be an animated GIF of two speakers that had an extra 0 interval frame in it which caused IE to crash... it doesn't take much.