Well that's a view from the Go world, but it's the first that I've heard of :

https://http1mustdie.com/

Should be interesting, and worth keeping an eye on. Only a week away.

The bullet hell minigame on the page is super distracting

I interpreted it as a visual cue to remind you where you left off when you return to the page after following a link. It's not particularly slick and doesn't seem to always work right. But I appreciated the novelty, effort, and creativity in trying to solve that problem.